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Name:
napoleon dynamite
Birthdate:
9 June
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`` Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you ``

ASH; how long have we been LJ friends! EVIL OFFICE; i love the `ghetto blaster` hehe SIGH WHY DONT I KNOW YOUR NAME; ello twin! JACOB; our moms hate us JINX; you make me laugh so much SYLVIA; why you are so cute! VANESSA; when can we go to the boonies together

the republican party announced today that it is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance. a condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

i don't wrestle, i fucking beat bitches, up

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